Weekly Wrestling Watch: HCW Critical Mass 5 day event

 Hello fans.  This year's Critical Mass event was a huge success and we could not have pulled it off if it weren't for the fans who attended and streamed our event here on the NSFWA Network.  

As there was so much that transpired, this edited summary should give you an idea on what transpired over the 5 days.

The Fanfest and Hall of Fame

• Doofus Covfefe no-showed the fanfest after promising to attend (this was before he got annihilated in the Chamber of Horrors).
• Waldo Winchester was mainly sought out for directions to the nearest bathroom.
• The Dark Dominion was fully presented.  Jack Lumber and Korbi Kong sat together.
• Jack got upset with a fan and dumped his drink on the fan's head.
• Grinch Heyman from NPCW was seen roaming the fanfest floor claiming he was there for the festivities.  We know he was up to something.

The Hall of Fame

• Starbuck Steel was inducted into the Hall of Fame by Max McGillicutty.  Starbuck thanked his brother Buzz and the fans for standing behind him.
• The Banker was inducted by his former manager Ruth Heartless.  The Banker cut a solid speech which included sly shots at Ruth and Evan Stockwell.

Day 1:  The Reckoning Begins

• The Jeff Meyers Annual Memorial Battle Royal took place.
• Korbi Kong won this year's (after she eliminated her Vixen teammate Selena Blackfang)
• Cara Loco won the Men's.

Day 2:  Dominion Rising

• Thunder and Lightning (Ethan Hayes and Rafa Sandoval) got the countout win over the Sons of Anarchy. After the match, the Dark Dominion came out to attack both teams.
• Samoan Stomper Raku gets the win in a handicap match against the 5th Column but was beat down afterwards until a new Samoan came out to clear house but then immediately left.
• Wilber 'Terror fang' Townsend and Beastfang w/Count Vlad defeated the Million Dollar Alliance (Evan Stockwell and Sterling Silverman led by Ruth Heartless).
• Rex Rampage won his match by submission over Col. Flagg in a Boot Camp rules match.
• Cara Loco successfully defended his TV title turning away the challenge of his former tag team partner 'the Magnificent One' Juan Raul Fargo.
• La Famiglia Marconi (Dominic and Rolf Marconi) defeated the New Sicilians (Dick and Vinnie Albano w/Pierre Bouly) to become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
• Luciana Albano w/ Pierre successfully turned back the challenge of Goldie Locks retaining her title.
• After, Selena 'Widow's Fang' Blackfang and Count Vlad came out to cash in Selena's contract for a match.  Selena defeats Luciana to become the NEW WORLD LADIES CHAMPION with distraction help from Korbi Kong.

Day 3:  Veil of Shadows

• Phoenix Blaze and Trinity Bowman defeated the Cummings Twins
• A beaten and bloodied Doofus Covfefe cut a babbling promo with Waldo promising to get the win for them tonight.
• Salvatore and Tony Albano w/Pierre Boulay get the count-out win over Lou Albano III and Tony Ricca.
• Kurse the Death Dealer overcame the handicap against Doofus Covfefe and Waldo Winchester to get the dominant win.
• Owen Zestwell gets his estranged brother Thaddeus to exclaim "I Quit" however after the match, Thaddeus wrapped a chair around Owen's ankle and stomped, injuring him.
• The Fangs of Despair (Dr. Red Fang and Nightfang) w/Count Vlad retained their titles against Steel Justice.
• Ashley Summers retained the Heritage Women's title defeating Korbi Kong after Luciana Albano came out for the distraction.
• The Wicked Prophet defeats the Rich Athlete to become the NEW MEN'S WORLD CHAMPION.

Day 4:  The Dark Ascendancy 

• NPCW was represented by Santa, Mrs. Claus and their manager Bernard in one box and Scrooge, Robert Cratchit, Krampus and Lilith in another.
• The Vixens (Selena and Talia) w/Count Vlad of the Dark Dominion went to a time limit draw with Luna Shadow and Starla Nova.  After the match, the Vixens stormed to the back.
• The Nightstalkers (Bloodfang and Shadowfang) w/Count Vlad get the submission win over the Dynamic Duo after Matthews tapped out.
• The Vixens brutally attack Goldie Locks backstage.  She is taken away in an ambulance.
• The team of Biceps Bannerman and Julius Squeezer turned back the threat of the Smashers getting the win.
• In a Dominion Rules match, Hell's Fang - the Morningstar - defeated Mr. X to become the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION.
• Truth Williams corners Count Vlad backstage asking him about why NPCW is there.  Vlad responds with cryptic answers.
• Black Mass w/Venus N.V. defeated Apollo Gyze
• After the match, the Dark Dominion come out to tell Black Mass he will join them.  Kurse the Death Dealer appears and they clear house.  Venus states their team will be known as Rest in Pieces.  The trio disappear after the lights went out and then came back on.
• Jack 'Timberfang' Lumber defeats Zack Brown to become the NEW US CHAMPION.
• The main event was a Hell in a Cell match between Yeti and Jax Brenner.
• Both men were beaten and bloodied.
• Molly came out to help Jax only to blow something in his face blinding him.
• Yeti capitalizes and gets the win with a Tombstone Piledriver.
• After the match, Molly joins Vlad and Yeti in the ring as the newest edition to the Dark Dominion.

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