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Monday, April 21, 2025
Sunday, April 20, 2025
NAPWA - WRESTLE CIRCUS I - 4-18-25 - Las Vegas NV (Official Results)
Wrestle Circus I
4/18/25
Las Vegas NV
Official Card:
Stomp Machine vs Brymstone & Beast Brookens
Brymstone
wins with a blantant choke over King Malosi !!!
Pen Pen vs SuZan vs Kitty Kat Maiden vs Ginger Mahoy (Fatal 4-Way Match)
Kitty
Kat Maiden wins with a FOREARM SMASH over Ginger Mahoy!!!
(With the win, Kitty Kat Maiden is the #1 Contender for the Women’s
Championship)
Dug Steele vs DEVASTATOR vs FOE vs Mr. Boom Shaka Laka (Fatal 4-Way Match)
FOE wins
with a FOEPLEX over DEVASTATOR!!!
(With the win, FOE is the #1 Contender for the
World Championship)
Pharoah’s Army 2.0 vs Emo Extreme
Chino
"The Extreme Machine" Morales wins with a BIONIC ELBOW over
Extravagante (aka Dick Wilmington)!!!
The Olympians vs The Process (Ian LeSabre & All American Jim Ambers)
Apollo
Jackson wins with a SPINEBUSTER over Ian LeSabre!!!
Raine Barlow © vs Damien Raygun (Television Championship)
The
Smasher Raine Barlow wins with a SUPERPLEX over Damien Raygun!!!
Amanda Nunes © vs Trina Hollywood (Women’s Championship)
Amanda
The Lioness Nunes wins with a ELBOW STRIKE TO THE HEAD over Trina Hollywood!!!
Brahma © vs Cousin Vinny (Landell Championship)
Brahma
wins with a back elbow strike over Cousin Vinny!!!
Malice © vs King Stratosphere (World Championship)
Malice
wins with a Throw Out Of Ring - Count Out over King Stratosphere!!!
(Following the match, Malice is attacked by Blackwood Butcher, Darien Damage and King Stratosphere. The Olympians and Cousin Vinny come to the aid of Malice. Sidewinder Samuels jumps in to help King Stratosphere. Ian LeSabre comes out. The Hollywood Star comes out and hits LeSabre with a cheap shot. King Stratosphere, Butcher, Darien, Sidewinder and The Hollywood Star are beating down everyone that has come out to help Malice. M.A. Randolph, Cortez Haynes, The Gold Standard Bruce Biltmore, Robo Renfroe, The Bishop and Padre Hubcap of HOLY come out to save the day. )
Weekly Wrestling Watch: HCW Critical Mass 5 day event
Hello fans. This year's Critical Mass event was a huge success and we could not have pulled it off if it weren't for the fans who attended and streamed our event here on the NSFWA Network.
As there was so much that transpired, this edited summary should give you an idea on what transpired over the 5 days.
The Fanfest and Hall of Fame
- Doofus Covfefe no-showed the fanfest after promising to attend (this was before he got annihilated in the Chamber of Horrors).
- Waldo Winchester was mainly sought out for directions to the nearest bathroom.
- The Dark Dominion was fully presented. Jack Lumber and Korbi Kong sat together.
- Jack got upset with a fan and dumped his drink on the fan's head.
- Grinch Heyman from NPCW was seen roaming the fanfest floor claiming he was there for the festivities. We know he was up to something.
The Hall of Fame
- Starbuck Steel was inducted into the Hall of Fame by Max McGillicutty. Starbuck thanked his brother Buzz and the fans for standing behind him.
- The Banker was inducted by his former manager Ruth Heartless. The Banker cut a solid speech which included sly shots at Ruth and Evan Stockwell.
- The Jeff Meyers Annual Memorial Battle Royal took place.
- Korbi Kong won this year's (after she eliminated her Vixen teammate Selena Blackfang)
- Cara Loco won the Men's.
Day 2: Dominion Rising
- Thunder and Lightning (Ethan Hayes and Rafa Sandoval) got the countout win over the Sons of Anarchy. After the match, the Dark Dominion came out to attack both teams.
- Samoan Stomper Raku gets the win in a handicap match against the 5th Column but was beat down afterwards until a new Samoan came out to clear house but then immediately left.
- Wilber 'Terror fang' Townsend and Beastfang w/Count Vlad defeated the Million Dollar Alliance (Evan Stockwell and Sterling Silverman led by Ruth Heartless).
- Rex Rampage won his match by submission over Col. Flagg in a Boot Camp rules match.
- Cara Loco successfully defended his TV title turning away the challenge of his former tag team partner 'the Magnificent One' Juan Raul Fargo.
- La Famiglia Marconi (Dominic and Rolf Marconi) defeated the New Sicilians (Dick and Vinnie Albano w/Pierre Bouly) to become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
- Luciana Albano w/ Pierre successfully turned back the challenge of Goldie Locks retaining her title.
- After, Selena 'Widow's Fang' Blackfang and Count Vlad came out to cash in Selena's contract for a match. Selena defeats Luciana to become the NEW WORLD LADIES CHAMPION with distraction help from Korbi Kong.
Day 3: Veil of Shadows
- Phoenix Blaze and Trinity Bowman defeated the Cummings Twins
- A beaten and bloodied Doofus Covfefe cut a babbling promo with Waldo promising to get the win for them tonight.
- Salvatore and Tony Albano w/Pierre Boulay get the count-out win over Lou Albano III and Tony Ricca.
- Kurse the Death Dealer overcame the handicap against Doofus Covfefe and Waldo Winchester to get the dominant win.
- Owen Zestwell gets his estranged brother Thaddeus to exclaim "I Quit" however after the match, Thaddeus wrapped a chair around Owen's ankle and stomped, injuring him.
- The Fangs of Despair (Dr. Red Fang and Nightfang) w/Count Vlad retained their titles against Steel Justice.
- Ashley Summers retained the Heritage Women's title defeating Korbi Kong after Luciana Albano came out for the distraction.
- The Wicked Prophet defeats the Rich Athlete to become the NEW MEN'S WORLD CHAMPION.
Day 4: The Dark Ascendancy
- NPCW was represented by Santa, Mrs. Claus and their manager Bernard in one box and Scrooge, Robert Cratchit, Krampus and Lilith in another.
- The Vixens (Selena and Talia) w/Count Vlad of the Dark Dominion went to a time limit draw with Luna Shadow and Starla Nova. After the match, the Vixens stormed to the back.
- The Nightstalkers (Bloodfang and Shadowfang) w/Count Vlad get the submission win over the Dynamic Duo after Matthews tapped out.
- The Vixens brutally attack Goldie Locks backstage. She is taken away in an ambulance.
- The team of Biceps Bannerman and Julius Squeezer turned back the threat of the Smashers getting the win.
- In a Dominion Rules match, Hell's Fang - the Morningstar - defeated Mr. X to become the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION.
- Truth Williams corners Count Vlad backstage asking him about why NPCW is there. Vlad responds with cryptic answers.
- Black Mass w/Venus N.V. defeated Apollo Gyze
- After the match, the Dark Dominion come out to tell Black Mass he will join them. Kurse the Death Dealer appears and they clear house. Venus states their team will be known as Rest in Pieces. The trio disappear after the lights went out and then came back on.
- Jack 'Timberfang' Lumber defeats Zack Brown to become the NEW US CHAMPION.
- The main event was a Hell in a Cell match between Yeti and Jax Brenner.
- Both men were beaten and bloodied.
- Molly came out to help Jax only to blow something in his face blinding him.
- Yeti capitalizes and gets the win with a Tombstone Piledriver.
- After the match, Molly joins Vlad and Yeti in the ring as the newest edition to the Dark Dominion.
Be sure to check out the shows in their entirety over at https://hwfcswafantasy.blogspot.com.
Stay tuned for more action.
Monday, April 14, 2025
NAPWA RAGE - 4-11-25 - San Diego CA (Official Results)
NAPWA RAGE
4/11/25
San Diego CA
Official Card:
Sidewinder Samuels vs Ridge Reynolds (Falls Count Anywhere
Match)
Ridge Reynolds wins with a HOLLYWOOD CRAB over Rodney "Sidewinder" Samuels!!!
SuZan vs Jennifer Incredible
SUSAN
THORNTON (Su Zan) wins with a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX over Jennifer Incredible!!!
Dirty Diana vs Ginger Mahoy
Ginger
Mahoy wins with a MICHINOKU DRIVER II over Dirty Diana!!!
(Winners are in Fatal Four Way Match at Wrestle Circus)
Tonan vs Mr. Boom Shaka Laka vs Alexander Zukov
Mr
Boom Shaka Laka wins with a Shaka Splash over Tonan!!!
All American Jim Ambers vs FOE vs Braden Brookens
FOE
wins with a REVERSE ELBOW SMASH over Braden "The Beast" Brookens!!!
The Bishop vs Extravagante vs Devastator
DEVASTATOR
wins with a Body Slam over Extravagante (aka Dick Wilmington)!!!
Cortez Haynes vs Bunyin Yang vs Dug Steele
Dug
Steele wins with a Piledriver over Anthony Cortez Haynes (ACH)!!!
Ian LeSabre vs The Gold Standard Bruce Biltmore (International Contender Match)
Ian
LeSabre wins with a Viscious Chop over The Gold Standard Bruce Biltmore!!!
The Olympians vs Emo Extreme (ECW Rules Match – Tag Team Contender Match)
Apollo
Jackson wins with a SPINEBUSTER over Chino "The Extreme Machine"
Morales!!!
Malice, Brahma & Raine Barlow vs Damien Raygun, Cousin Vinny and King
Stratosphere (Six Man Champion vs Contenders Match)
Brahma
wins with a back elbow strike over Cousin Vinny!!!
WRESTLE CIRCUS I - April 18 @ Las Vegas NV
Official Card:
Official Card:
Stomp Machine vs Brymstone & Beast Brookens
Pen Pen vs SuZan vs Kitty Kat Maiden vs Ginger Mahoy (Fatal 4-Way Match)
Dug Steele vs DEVASTATOR vs FOE vs Mr. Boom Shaka Laka (Fatal 4-Way Match)
Pharoah’s Army 2.0 vs Emo Extreme
The Olympians vs The Process (Ian LeSabre & All American Jim Ambers)
Raine Barlow © vs Damien Raygun (Television Championship)
Amanda Nunes © vs Trina Hollywood (Women’s Championship)
Brahma © vs Cousin Vinny (Landell Championship)
Malice © vs King Stratosphere (World Championship)
Weekly Wrestling Watch: NPCW Polar Power Episode 004 (04132025)
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Opening Segment:
The show opens with its iconic intro sequence, featuring clips of NPCW's biggest stars in action. The camera then pans through the sold-out crowd, showcasing excited fans and their creative signs. Johnny 'The Mic' Michaels and Eddie 'The Expert of Elocution' Ellington welcome the audience and discuss the night's lineup, including the final four first-round matches in the Queen of the North tournament and the double main event featuring the NPCW Tag Team Titles and the Northern Lights Championship.
Sunday, April 13, 2025
Weekly Wrestling Watch: HCW Recap 4/13
HCW Wrestling Newsletter Recap – Episode #1087 – 4/13 – Go Home Show
The last stop before Critical Mass delivered a night full of unforgettable showdowns, post-match chaos, and ominous foreshadowing. The stakes have never been higher, and HCW pulled no punches in sending us into the pay-per-view extravaganza with tension, emotion, and pure mayhem.
Opening Segment – Max McGillicutty's Welcome
General Manager Max McGillicutty kicked off the night with gratitude and hype, celebrating the sold-out Fanfest and Critical Mass events and encouraging everyone to tune in via the NSFWA Network. With fire in his voice, he turned the page to tonight’s card—packed with battles that could shift the entire landscape of HCW.
Match #1: Steel Justice vs. Sons of Anarchy
Stipulation: #1 Contenders Match for the Heritage Tag Titles
Winners: Steel Justice via pinfall
Steel Justice and the Sons of Anarchy clashed in a gritty, high-octane tag bout where mutual respect gave way to desperation. Alex ‘Skyhawk’ Justice sealed the deal with a Wings Embrace Flying Crossbody. The moment was short-lived, however, as the Fangs of Despair ambushed the victors post-match. Steel Justice fought them off, igniting what promises to be a brutal encounter at Critical Mass.
Cara Loco Delivers a Chilling Promo
TV Champion Cara Loco stood in darkness and silence to honor the late Jeffrey Meyers, promising to win the upcoming memorial battle royal for his fallen friend. He turned his words toward Doofus Covfefe, calling him a walking disgrace who would be exorcised in the Chamber of Horrors. This promo blurred the line between madness and mourning, and it set the emotional tone for the night’s main event.
Match #2: Samoan Stomper Raku vs. Apollo Gyze
Winner: Raku via submission
Apollo Gyze brought agility, arrogance, and even a triple powerbomb to the table, but Raku’s relentless physicality—and his bone-crushing bearhug—proved too much. After Gyze tapped out, the 5th Column attacked Raku, only to be fended off. A furious Raku demanded a match at Critical Mass—a No-DQ Handicap Match—which the 5th Column gleefully accepted.
Match #3: Lou Albano & Tony Ricca vs. Tony & Salvatore Albano
Winners: Lou Albano III & Tony Ricca via pinfall
Family feuds turned violent in this combustible tag team clash. The Albano cousins tried to derail Lou’s championship ambitions but were outwrestled. Lou’s Head First Body Slam sealed the win, but Tony Ricca’s well-timed briefcase toss let Lou knock his cousins silly post-match. The family war is far from over.
Match #4: Talia Nocturne w/ Count Vlad vs. Goldie Locks
Winner: Talia Nocturne via submission
This was more séance than wrestling match. Talia glided like a phantom and controlled the pace with eerie calm. Goldie Locks fought valiantly, but Talia’s “Mourning Veil” submission drained the life out of her. After the match, a recovered Goldie was attacked by World Ladies Champion Luciana Albano, sparking a brawl that had to be broken up. Goldie might’ve lost the match, but she isn’t going away quietly.
Match #5: Black Mass w/ Venus NV vs. Joe ‘Jackhammer’ Sanders
Winner: Black Mass via pinfall
Joe Sanders brought every ounce of grit he had, but Black Mass was a juggernaut of cruelty. With interference from Venus NV and a terrifying combination of strikes and slams, Black Mass laid Sanders out. Post-match, Talia Nocturne appeared again, drawing venom from Venus. Talia simply smiled and vanished, leaving both Black Mass and Venus shaken.
The Truth Hurts – Hosted by Truth Wayne
Truth Wayne dropped a bombshell on Jax Brenner and Molly Mason in one of the most scandalous talk show segments in HCW history. Accusations flew, footage was shown, and Jax stormed off the set in disgust, telling Molly not to bother showing up at Critical Mass. Whether it was manipulation or truth, this segment just turned Jax’s future upside-down.
Main Event – Chamber of Horrors Match (TV Title)
Cara Loco (c) vs. Doofus Covfefe
Winner: Cara Loco via Electrocution (Still TV Champion)
A nightmare made of steel, barbed wire, coffins, and sheer lunacy. This match had it all—casket lid attacks, interference from ghouls, masked men, chains, and even the referee getting dragged under the ring. Cara Loco brutalized Doofus Covfefe with horror-movie creativity and psychological torment. After locking in the Mandible Claw for the submission win, Loco strapped Covfefe into the Chair of Torture, flipped the switch, and lit the poor fool up like a Vegas sign.
Covfefe’s mangled body twitched in the corner as Cara Loco howled from the top of the cage—bloody, broken, but still champion.
FINAL THOUGHTS
This was not just a go-home show—it was a warning. Every match had consequences, and every competitor showed they were ready to bring hell to Critical Mass.
Don’t miss FanFest, the Hall of Fame induction, and then… Critical Mass begins.
Brace yourselves.
HCW is about to erupt.
Saturday, April 12, 2025
Weekly Wrestling Watch - HCW recap 4/12
HCW Live Wire Recap – April 12, 2025
Episode #1086 | The Road to Critical Mass Heats Up!
❄️ Yeti Mauls His Way Through Billy Robbins
The show opened with Count Vlad and the Yeti demanding their match go first—and GM Max McGillicutty obliged. What followed was a test of survival as Billy Robbins fought valiantly, stunning Yeti early with a moonsault and dropkicks, but the monster endured. Multiple Tombstone Piledrivers, bearhugs, and a terrifying calmness sealed Robbins' fate. After being hurled out of the ring, Robbins couldn’t answer the count.
Winner: Yeti via Count-Out
Johnny Harris: “He didn’t need to pin him. He just stood there and watched the count. That’s chilling.”
🛡️ Duke Knight Battles Through Interference to Defeat Sterling Silverman
With Ruth Heartless pulling every trick in the book—and Slow-Count Sam living up to his nickname—Duke Knight fought an uphill battle against the cocky tech mogul Sterling Silverman. Knight absorbed punishment early but turned the tide with a Hangman DDT and dropkicks. After knocking Ruth off the apron, Knight rallied with a Shooting Star Press for the win.
Winner: Duke Knight via Pinfall
Ruth Heartless (screaming): “THIS WAS A CORPORATE HIT JOB!”
🌲 Jack Lumber Goes Too Far Against Adam Jameson
Jack Lumber, accompanied by Count Vlad, overwhelmed Adam Jameson with power early—but Jameson’s resilience kept the crowd in his corner. A hard-hitting back-and-forth climaxed with Vlad pulling the ref, allowing Lumber to unleash a brutal steel chair assault. A DQ was called, but the post-match carnage escalated when Billy Robbins tried to make the save—only to be taken out too.
Winner: Adam Jameson via DQ
Mike Johnson: “This wasn’t a match. It was a declaration of war from the Dark Dominion.”
☠️ KURSE the Death Dealer Crushes Marvin Barnes
‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes came out cocky, but KURSE made him pay. After a chilling entrance, the monster rag-dolled Barnes with powerbombs and big boots. Barnes fought back with a few hard shots and high-impact offense, but it only seemed to fuel Kurse’s fury. A second Big Boot to the Face sealed Barnes’ fate.
Winner: Kurse via Pinfall
Johnny Harris: “Bad News is right. The only news for Marvin is pain.”
👑 Main Event – Ladies Battle Royal for a Title Contract
All non-champion women of HCW entered the fray, but the presence of the Dark Dominion Vixens tilted the odds.
🔥 Elimination Highlights:
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Korbi Kong eliminated early after a distraction involving Ashley Diamond.
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Dixie Caverns had an impressive run with three eliminations.
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Missy Chick and The British Crippler also delivered standout moments.
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Final three: Dixie Caverns, Talia Nocturne, and Selena Blackfang
With the crowd on edge, Count Vlad whispered instructions to his remaining Vixens. Talia eliminated herself, handing the victory—and the April Ladies Contract—to Selena 'Widow’s Fang' Blackfang.
Winner: Selena Blackfang
Selena revealed her contract was for a World Ladies Championship match, and she immediately made her move—ambushing Luciana Albano alongside Talia and holding the title high.
Mike Johnson: “Selena has made her choice. And Luciana’s reign just entered the danger zone.”
🔥 Final Notes:
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Tensions are boiling over heading into Critical Mass Week.
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Selena Blackfang has her sights set on gold, while Kurse, Lumber, and Yeti continue to devastate anyone in their path.
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Tomorrow’s show is the 'Go Home' show before a weeklong HCW spectacular kicks off.
Stay tuned. The fuse is lit. Critical Mass is coming.
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